"Final" Story time

There have been different versions of it, maybe you have heard. The three little pigs, I fell really bad for the poor old wolf. I mean is anybody with me. I know he tried to eat them, but it is his nature. I give some credit to the pigs though. two of them don't have any common sense. The brick house is the one I would go to in the first place. I think the 1st pig had a hard time getting his house ready. The last pig is the brick. Which is why he made it out of bricks. The story I like the most was the wolf's story.
Many times have I herd the story so I will tell you my version. Once upon a time in a dry, dry, desert was three little boars. A wolf was coming in three days so they made houses. 1st one made it out of mud the first day. 2nd pig made it out of a special type of straw on the 2nd day. the 3rd pig was a genies so he combind both and made a mud brick ☻☻☻☺☺☺☺☻. The wolf came in and Taped the dry mudded house down, and ate the pig. THen blew the 2nd pigs house down and ate him. the 3rd pig was safe inside his house, and lets just say that the wolf died because of lack of breath. the end.